To:The Coninthians
Corinth
Dear Corinthians, as you can tell from my preamble, it’s gonna be quite a long letter. Here we go:
Don’t do bad things, only do good things. Always treat your neighbour like someone who lives near to you. Never put a sock in a toaster. Never put jam on a magnet. Never throw your Granny in a bag. Never suck all the juice out of a vampire. Never lean over on Tuesday...Lots of other things, but I gotta go and have a Mars bar now.
Love,
Paul (Saint)
B.A. Honors